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Wedding Anniversary Joke

Jokes are a part of all kinds of celebration. They add fun to the occasion and create an atmosphere of mirth and laughter. Jokes also allow one to lighten the harshness of any situation in life. One should be able to joke at oneself to lead a tension free life. Wedding Anniversary Jokes are of course special and can be shared with friends and family. Here are some wedding anniversary jokes to add spice to your mundane morning:

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"

He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."

The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?"

He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy, in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts". She gives him a beer.

About 15 minutes later, he says again, "Gimme a beer before it starts".

Again, she gives him a beer.

A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer.

"Don't you think you're exaggerating? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this.

The husband looks up and mumbles; "Now it starts . . .






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