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Birthday Jokes



Birthdays are supposed to be pure and unadulterated fun, shouldn’t they? After all they come once in a year and leave you with a lot of sweet memories that last forever. Perhaps the best way to add a touch of humor to yours or your friend's birthday party is by cracking birthday jokes which can definitely bring a smile to everyone’s faces. Birthday jokes can also make a really nice Birthday gift for your loved ones. You can either buy a nice birthday joke book from the market or make your own birthday joke book to give it a personal touch. Here are a few selected birthday jokes that can help you get started.

A man asked his wife, "What would you like the most for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear. She did not leave a single ride out.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant the dress size.
" The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
- "That's right." - "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
A kind old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!' said the child. What did you get for your birthday? Another year! A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.

'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'


What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!
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