Birthday jokes can make a really nice Birthday gift for your loved ones also. You can either buy a nice birthday joke book from the market or if you are planning to gift a personalized birthday present to your near and dear ones then you can make your own birthday jokes book also. Here are certain nice and clean birthday jokes, which you can unhesitatingly add in your birthday joke book.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a
theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach
upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with
extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn,
cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on
the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every
morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting
your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this
morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.
'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and
a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a
birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was
crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'
What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!
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