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Birthdays have always been associated with joy, cheerfulness and smiles. Birthday parties, cakes, gifts, songs, there is a long list of all the things, which can make
a birthday celebration all the more joyful and blissful. |
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In addition to all these things birthday quotations have also been known to spread cheerfulness in a birthday party.
There have been many birthday quotations written till date, out of which the most famous have been the funny birthday quotes.
These funny birthday quotes add a touch of naughtiness to the greatest celebration of life called the birthday. These birthday quotations can be used as decorations in a birthday party or can be compiled and gifted to some one on their birthday.
Here are some of the most funny birthday quotations, which reveal the comic side of birthdays:
"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who
are only my age"
By Richard Armour
"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell
happened."
By Cora Harvey Armstrong
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
Maurice Chevalier
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
By Mark Twain
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
By John P. Grier
"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
By C.E.M. Joad
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity"
By Tom Stoppard
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at
everything"
By Moe, from the Simpsons
"If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes."
By Euripides
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened"
By Jennifer Yane.
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
By George Carlin. |
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"Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life"
By Robert Southey
"There is still no cure for the common birthday"
By John Glenn
"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am"
By Bernard Baruch
"Age is a number and mine is unlisted"
By Anonymous
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do"
By Phyllis Diller
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never
remembers her age"
By Robert Frost
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and
sang, 'Happy Birthday'"
By Steven Wright
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of
thirty"
By Robert Frost
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old"
By Mary Schmich
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