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Funny Wedding Poems

Funny Wedding Poem enhances the level of excitement in celebration of the concept of marriage. A poem or funny story will bring some levity to any tense moment before during or after the wedding ceremony.

These poems not only brighten the atmosphere, but also bring a smile in everyone's face. This smile cures all the dilemmas of the uncertainty.

Here are few funny poems to make your wedding more joyful :


I Wanna Be Yours

Let me be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
Let me be your ford cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

Let me be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days
Let me be your dreamboat
When you wanna sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere
I dont care
I wanna be yours

Let me be your electric meter
I will not run out
Let me be the electric heater
You get cold without
Let me be your setting lotion
Hold your hair with deep devotion
Deep as the deep atlantic ocean
Thats how deep is my emotion
Deep deep deep deep deep deep
I dont wanna be hers
I wanna be yours

                          A poem by John Cooper Clark

Sight To See

A bride's as lovely as can be,
Her make-up painted perfectly,
Not a hair is out of place,
There is a glow upon her face.

Her gown is white and fluttery,
Her form's as shapely as can be,
Her veil surrounds her as it flows,
There's not a smudge upon her nose.

Yes, she is a sight to see,
Put together so nicely,
Then there's cake smooshed in her face,
And laughter's filling up the place!

                          A poem by Lucilla Moretti

Drama

Here comes the bride,
please let us all go hide.
She has been a menace,
since we blacked her eye at tennis.

What did she expect?
The maid of honor she decked.
If we make it through the rehearsal,
The amazement will be universal.

An occasion to be remembered,
even if our friendship dismembered.
At least the wedding cake is tasty,
even though the bridegroomís pasty.

                          A poem by Angela Rose

A Lovely Love Story

The fierce Dinosaur was trapped inside his cage of ice.
Although it was cold he was happy in there. It was, after all, his cage.
Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
The Lovely Other Dinosaur melted the Dinosaurís cage with kind words and loving thoughts.

I like this Dinosaur thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
Although he is fierce he is also tender and he is funny.
He is also quite clever though I will not tell him this for now.

I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur, thought the Dinosaur.
She is beautiful and she is different and she smells so nice.
She is also a free spirit which is a quality I much admire in a dinosaur.

But he can be so distant and so peculiar at times, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
He is also overly fond of things.
Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of things?

But her mind skips from here to there so quickly thought the Dinosaur.
She is also uncommonly keen on shopping.
Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?

I will forgive his peculiarity and his concern for things, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered individual.

I will forgive her skipping mind and her fondness for shopping, thought the Dinosaur.
For she fills our life with beautiful thoughts and wonderful surprises. Besides,
I am not unkeen on shopping either.

Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are old.
Look at them.
Together they stand on the hill telling each other stories and feeling the warmth of the sun on their backs.

And that, my friends, is how it is with love.
Let us all be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs together.
For the sun is warm.
And the world is a beautiful place

                          A poem by Edward Monkton

Say Goodbye, Say Hello

Say goodbye to bachelor days,
Say goodbye to freestyle ways,
Say goodbye to single life,
Say hello to your new wife!

Put your laundry in the pile,
Talk of feelings for a while,
Please wipe off the kitchen sink,
Watch your wallet start to shrink.

But say hello to love that's true,
To someone putting up with you.
She'll love you forever more,
That's more than you could ask her for!

                          A poem by Lucilla Moretti


Last Updated On : October 05, 2011





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