Read the hilarious jokes and keep your family delighted in the dinner table.
Oneliner Jokes
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
- Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
- What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
- What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
- How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
- Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
- What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
- Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
- Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
- " Why The Rifle?
The Grandma was showing kids, a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and said, "The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to the God."
Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, "Then why are their Dad carrying that rifle?"
- Mother's Other One.
The first Jewish President of the United States was inviting his mother to the Thanksgiving on phone. The mother said, "It's too much trouble, son, getting a cab and waiting in line..."
He laughs her off and says, "Mom, there will be a limousine for you!"
Not much enthusiastic, his mother replies, "But who knows will I get the ticket and the seat that would be comfortable to me? "
The President instantly offers her a ride on Air Force One, his private jet, good-naturedly. The mother still found it a trouble to carry all the luggage and hire a cab! The President was a little put off and said that maybe a helicopter would be better for her. Finally, when she was assured that she would stay at the White House for she is the mother of the President, she finally agreed for the trip.
Later she called her friend Betty to say, "I'm visiting my son for Thanksgiving!"
Betty: "The doctor?"
Mother: "No ... the other one."
Enjoy the Thanksgiving Jokes with They Deserve It and share it with others on the Thanksgiving Day to have a fun filled day.
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