Here are some of the lyrics from the song Let's Get Drunk And Screw By Jimmy Buffet

I really do
Appriciate
The fact you're
Sitting here
Your voice sounds
So wonderful
But your face don't
Look to clear

So barmaid bring a pitcher
Another round of brew
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought
A waterbed