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Thanksgiving Jokes

Sharing jokes are wonderful ways to keep the humor alive in your life and it is also the key to a healthy living. Many of our day-to-day problems are solved by keeping ourselves cheerful and joyous. Jokes also add colors to a party and thereby raising the fun quotient of the occasion, and similarly for Thanksgiving, there are many old age jokes that keep the true spirit of the festival alive in a humorous way.

One Liner Jokes for Thanksgiving

  • What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

  • Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

  • If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE.

  • Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.

  • What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.

  • Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all.

  • What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

  • How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.

  • Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outSIDE.

  • Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because it had the “drumsticks”.

  • What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.

  • What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Boy! I'm stuffed!”

  • How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore.

  • In which country Thanksgiving is not, ironically, celebrated? Turkey.

Classic Thanksgiving Jokes

  • The Grandma was showing kids, a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and said, "The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to the God." Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, "Then why are their Dad carrying that rifle?"

  • A blonde was out of her home on Thanksgiving Day for the first time and was missing her family desperately. Finally, she decided to have a turkey for dinner, just like her mom. Later when she was narrating her experiences to her mother, she said, "Mother, it was so difficult to eat the turkey." Her concerned mother asked, "Was it not cooked properly?" She said, "How do I know? It wouldn't sit still!"

  • A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, "The turkey I bred had six legs!" His friends eagerly asked, "What about the taste?" The farmer said with a long-drawn face, "Do you think it is so easy to catch it?"

  • It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. "Please let me in," says the man desperately, "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one." "Okay," says the butcher, “Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man. The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man. "Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. Give me both of them!"

  • The professional football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

These are some of the exclusive Thanksgiving jokes, that you can share with your family and friends, while having a family dinner or a party, and they will change the atmosphere into a light headed and jubilant evening.



Last Updated On : October 12, 2011

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