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Theydeserveit >> Valentine's Day >> Funny Love Quote

Funny Love Quote

Some of the Love Quotes evoke laughter while the others only 'evoke' tears. But whatever be the reason, the Funny Love Quotes interest us always. You are free to use those Funny Love Quotes in the mails to your lovers, but only at your own risk, for love is no matter of joke. It is said that those people are lucky who are married only once and remain married for ever. So while using these Funny Love Quotes in any form, be careful. The action may raise your position at home. He/She might start treating you as an astoundingly witty person. But if it does not happen so, you run every risk of getting divorced soon.Humor is the spice of life. It can break the monotony of everyday life, a life full of mechanical repetitions. Humor either becomes 'interesting' or 'horrible'. A little amount of it can disperse the cloud of tension away from your life. But you have to be very careful about the amount and proper usage of it.
Otherwise it will only increase the tension. So do not forget to have the expert's opinion, i.e. using Theydeserveit guide to avail the best Funny Love Quotes.

Here is a list of the Funniest of the Love Quotes.
  • The best one is of course the definition of love given by the Devil's Dictionary. "A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient".
  • "An Archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interesting he is in her" By Agatha Cristie.
  • "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love" by Albert Einstein.
  • "For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the miracle the Vatican has overlooked" by Billy Cosby.
  • "Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating" by Ray Bandy.
  • "When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living" by Helen Rowland.
  • "Love is blind but marriage is the eye opener". Pretty often we get to realize how true this comment by Pauline Thomson is.
  • "When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him".
  • "My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met" by Rodney Dangerfield.
  • "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret" by Henry Youngman.
  • "All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage" by Lord Byron.
  • "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed" by Albert Einstein.
  • "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and the most important, suffering"
  • "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success" by Jim Backus.
  • "Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely" by Basta.
  • "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry" by Oscar Wilde.








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